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If you're like Stace, you enjoy a cold and hoppy brew. Sometimes you see the amber glow and smell the rich hops and you feel like you want to have sex with the beer. Nobody wins if you did that. Instead, wear this T-Shirt and let people know that you enjoy real beer.

Impress your friends. Learn how to pronounce the 33rd state or our great nation. It's yellowish and fits loose. A decent price of $16.99.

There should be a brand of beer called BILF. If you create it, I don't want credit for the name, just money. A super rip off at $24.99.

Stop sounding dumb. Let people know that you can pronounce words better than you can spell them. Here's a hint, it rhymes with "gun". This shirt is organic. No hormones were used to make it.

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